The Big Switch On
by Ruth Gerring
The electricity board had been working round the clock,
To bring electric power to their outlying flock,
They’d put in all the wires, and put up all the poles,
Levelled all the wheel marks, and filled in all the holes!
The residents of Charney Bassett were an excited bunch,
Looking forward to eating illuminated lunch,
Down in Basil’s bottom field, high up an electric pole,
There was the main switch, the switcher oner’s goal!
With a group of dignitaries, of the local elite,
(Dressed in their best suits,) to bring, light and heat,
The switch oner marched over fields green,
Followed by dignitaries, frightfully smart and clean.
Past Basil’s chickens, pecking in the dust,
Intent upon their mission, to bring light or bust,
A light rain had started, and chicken dust became,
A bit of a quagmire, but our heroes still sought fame!
They had to be ready, at the precise hour,
For every villager, were waiting for their power,
The time was set for evening, exactly at six,
Everyone was poised, tautly watching ticks!
Basil and his wife sat in their kitchen in the dark,
Waiting for illumination, to leave its mark!
Six o’clock came and went, but darkness remained,
Nancy looked at Basil, somewhat pained!
Basil shrugged his shoulders, tried the switch again,
And for the next few hours, he tried in vain!
Basil said ‘Don’t worry, I’ll climb on my bike,
See if I can discover the electrician’s plight!’
Reggie the Hereford bull, was looking for a fight,
He had the dignitaries lined up, in his sight,
Down the field he charged letting out a bellow,
Only fair to say the elite turned yellow!
Reggie stomped and shouted, intent to guard his herd,
Underneath the hen house their voices unheard,
Cowered the elite, they lay there in the mire,
Even the mayor, with his spare tyre!
‘Come on old son’ Basil said and Reggie at once calm,
Allowed himself to be led back to the farm,
The Elite emerged a rather sorry sight,
Their nicely ironed shirts no longer white!
With the switcher oner, finally set free,
At last electric light came to Charney B!